More On Japanese Nut-Crushing Doritos

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Adverb keeps us up-to-date on their provocative exploration of Doritos Japan Nut-Crushing Package Design by elaborating on the campaign and interpreting the text. And oh, it was more nut-crushingly delightful than we ourselves could have conceived.

The line of black corn, chili-taco flavoured chips belong to a promotion called “Tights-kun Doritos” or “Buddy-boy in tights Doritos.” The aforementioned is a prolific animated porn character and aficionados are collecting variations on the packaging.

Adverb continues, “It appears my detecting a ‘slight, joyful smirk’ on the crush-ee’s face was no hallucination (I have been known to hallucinate, just not about this). The Japanese characters on the far right of the package read, ‘denki anma,’ or ‘revived by an electric nut-grind!’ A phrase, it turns out, that comes from the crazy world of Japanese porn.”

Denki anma recalled this. And if you haven’t seen the glorious pop culture American nightmare that was Napoleon Dynamite (indeed, our own electric ball-busting hero), please do so. Now. With a bag of black corn chili-taco flavoured Doritos. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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