More Hygiene Faux-Pas from Your Business Hotel of Choice!

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In Extended Stay Hotels’ latest ad, a sizable breeze blows out of clients’ asses, effectively enabling them to slam doors from 10 feet away. The premise is, Extended Stay Hotel will make you just that comfortable.

More coherent than its last effort, where a girl wanders around licking stuff. I respect that ESH will make you feel comfortable enough to pass gas, but do I want to be in the building when everybody’s sharing what their insides smell like?

Just the thought of strangers ambling about in robes, passing gas and licking shit … ugh, I wish I hadn’t just had Chee-Tos. Way to turn tummies, Toy/New York.

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