Dear Chuck McBride,
Assuming you had a hand in its creation, we just watched your Cow Gives Birth to a Guy commercial in which, yes, a cow gives birth to a guy…wearing Ray-Bans and we’re, well, disgusted. No wait, freaked out. No wait, astonished. No wait, horrified. No wait, laughing out loud. No wait, what? We have no idea.
Fake sunglass tossing videos are one thing. This thing falls into an entirley different category. OMFG, we’re calling the SPCA. Or is it PETA? Or is it NICFA? NDFA? ADA? DFA?
Surely someone’s gonna have a problem with a 6’2″ guy getting extricated from a mommy cow! Oh wait, that’s it. The manure storm is about to hit! Mommy Cow Bloggers are gonna be all over your ass about this one!
