Momicillin Promises Stress-Reducing Elixir of Humorous Help

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We had Motrin Moms. Now we have Momicillin which, unlike the…um…vociferously vehement personality of the whole Motrin Mom thing, promises to be constructive and helpful. We specially like the drug label-style verbiage the site uses. As an example, here’s the About section, which they call “Indications.”

“Momicillin is indicated for the treatment of crankiness, confusion, self-doubt, body-aches, memory loss, fatigue or general malaise due to excessive exertion or repetition during job-related activities. These activities may include, but are not limited to: binky finding, goop removing, conflict negotiating, facial contorting, bum wiping, boo-boo kissing, block stacking, carpooling, and monster slaying.”

Five writers promise to deliver “straight from the trenches” humor and advice. Oh and that headline

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