Miranda Kerr Wants You to Get Into Bed With Her

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Did you know watching women dress themselves and frolic on a bed sells lingerie? Victoria’s Secret sure does and gives us a full on display of Miranda Kerr doing just that. In tantalizing slow motion. As if she were granting you a private modeling session. And wanted you to stare longingly into her eyes. And admire her perfect form. And her dressing techniques. And her come hither look. And as if she wanted you to hop right on that bed and frolic with her.

Of course this is just a television commercial so the only frolicking you can do with Miranda is on your own time. In private. Without disturbing anyone. And…without Miranda. But you can certainly use all the active imagination you can muster. Ready? 1-2-3-go.

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