Minnesota Lottery Gets Weird With Giants and Confetti

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OK. This is a little bit dirty. We know the possibility of winning the lottery can, indeed, be exciting. But, Colle + McVoy, did you really have to allude to the creepiness of a guy self-pleasuring himself in his vehicle? OK, perhaps we’re reading way too much into this but you have to admit there are people out there who think this way.

Think of our commentary as a service to you, Colle + McVoy. We just don’t want to see anyone write the headline “Guy Jacks Off With Giant to Win Lottery” or “Minnesota Makes Merriment For Masturbating Macrophiliac.” Honest. We’re just trying to help.

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