Milwaukee’s Best Brings Us Closer to Technology than We Ever Wanted

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We’re completely weirded-out by the T-Scan 2000 for Milwaukee’s Best Light.

The TScan scans your tongue to gauge which beer is right for you. Because we’re sharp as tacks, we didn’t actually put our tongues on the screens, just clicked through the scanning process to the very end. But the system rejected us because it lacked sufficient tongue information. Okay, whatever. So we clicked through again. Again, insufficient tongue information, and could we please add pressure too?

OMGWTF, we said. So, ever so gingerly, we put our tongues on the monitor.

And still yielded no results.

And now our screen is wet.

We feel so douchey.

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