Miller Liteguards Insure Men Drink the Right Beer

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What’s a woman’s place in this world? According to Miller Lite, it’s to make sure men are properly satisfied with the right light beer. And they have to be properly trained to do so which is why there’s Miller Liteguard Training Academy, a rigorous, military-style school were hot women in bathing suits where women are instructed in the proper methods of male beer consumption management.

The Liteguards will be ready for summer deployment so if you see a hot woman running down the beach in slow motion, boob bouncing, Baywatch-style, you had better be drinking the right beer. Well, if you really want to have some fun, you should be drinking he wrong beer. That way you’ll be assured of receiving some quality, one-on-one training from some hot bouncing boob beer babe. We hear their boobs bounce even when standing still.

The commercial, created by Draftfcb was released at the end of March.

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