Microsoft Gets the Girl After All

shotgun-wedding.jpg

And by “the girl” I mean that sassy vixen Yahoo, which has been towing it mercilessly by the nose for the last three months.

All it cost was a few more dollars of dignity. Was that so hard, Big Spender?

My guess is, the indiscriminate flirting drove Steve Ballmer mad with lust.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

You can’t always tell, but secretly lonely people often have these 7 habits

You can’t always tell, but secretly lonely people often have these 7 habits

Global English Editing

I had given up on the idea of a comfortable retirement until I discovered these 8 overlooked ways to build stability

I had given up on the idea of a comfortable retirement until I discovered these 8 overlooked ways to build stability

Global English Editing

8 signs you’ve found a once-in-a-lifetime love that most people never experience

8 signs you’ve found a once-in-a-lifetime love that most people never experience

Global English Editing

7 things rich people never keep in their fridge—but the middle class do

7 things rich people never keep in their fridge—but the middle class do

Global English Editing

I retired at 65 with no plan—here’s how I got my life together and found purpose again

I retired at 65 with no plan—here’s how I got my life together and found purpose again

Global English Editing

10 things boomers do better than any other generation (and we should admit it)

10 things boomers do better than any other generation (and we should admit it)

Global English Editing