Metro Gym Gives You A Tight Ass For Your Next Office Party

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Oh, the fabled office party. That national workplace pass time which accomplishes nothing except to make you look like an idiot in the morning for that thing you did last night which, in the heat of the moment, you thought was funny…but really wasn’t. There are countless stories of office parties gone wrong but Metro Gym wants to help. Well, at least with one ass-pect of of the party: toning your ass to perfection so when you place your naked ass on the copy machine, the reaction to the result will be jealously rather than laughter. Metro Gym thinks there’s nothing hotter than a tight ass sitting on a copy machine and they promise to help you get that tight ass.

Following the headline, “Need to Get in Shape for the Office Party?”, the copy reads, “Because one too many mince pies, it’s easy to get to the bottom of why you want to stay away from the photocopier at the Christmas party. But with the help pf Metro Gym, you’ll have the confidence to expose your naughty side without needing to hide your embarrassment.”

Come on, you know you want a tight ass and you know you’re going to do something stupid at the next office party so take some preventative measures and you’ll feel much better in the morning. And your co-workers will love you too. After all, they ‘ll have a nice tight ass to stare at rather than your currently flabby one.

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