Mercedes Benz Lures Woodsman Back to Concrete Jungle

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A man chases his dog through the woods, which, presumably, he’s been living in for years after leaving the concrete jungle. Upon reaching a roadway, he utters, “I thought I would never go back. And then I did.” Why? Because the Mercedes Benz CLS passing him by in slow motion is so irresistible it lures him back to his 80’s-like, America Psycho-esque lifestyle.

Yes, people, material possessions and financial worth are the most important things in life. A quiet life in the woods is for losers and Mercedes Benz wants us to know it values your money more that it values your quality of life.

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