Megan Fox’s Ass Sells Armani Jeans

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So we’ve all heard Megan Fox is the latest celebrity to lend her body to Emporio Armani to call attention to the brand’s Armani Jeans. She’s teased us in her lingerie. She’s driven a hotel bellman mad with desire by changing in front of him. And now she’s showing off her tattoos clad only in a pair of Armani jeans painted on her curvaceous ass.

Of Fox’s selection as spokesmodel, Giorgio Armani said, “Megan embodies the spirit of the women of today. Free, confident and seductive. Her beautiful features reveal femininity, sensuality and strength.”

What he really meant to say was, “Holy shit, this woman is hot! She’s got a great ass and I want it in my jeans!”

Oh and for those who prefer to ogle hot men, make sure you check out soccer star Rafael Nadal
who’s also part of the campaign.

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