Megan Fox Reminds the Rest of Us How Ugly We Are

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Like a Stepford wife crossed with a daydreaming porn star, Megan Fox peers longingly into the camera…in slow motion, of course…in an attempt to get us to buy Giorgia Armani Beauty products. This work follows a commercial called The tip Fox previously did during which she tantalized a waiter by getting dressed in front of him. It was far hotter than this current work which insist upon going in an over-stylized direction that doesn’t so much sell cosmetics as it does hit us over the head with a stick once again issuing the painful reminder most of us are not and never will be as hot as Megan Fox.

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