McDonald’s Wants People to Fornicate With Burgers

Adrants reader Andrew points us to a campaign McDonald’s is running on ESPN which has a guy lewdly thinking about a Double Cheeseburger followed by “I’d Hit It.” No matter how many mood-altering chemicals they put in their burgers, we just don’t think they are quite that hot.

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