McCain’s Real Change Comes in Fun-tastic Refreezable Bags

Steve Hall

Sep. 11, 2008
1 min read

What’s McCain’s campaign for real change? Bringing politics to more humble roots: the frozen foods market. It’s McCain Potatoes — now in three lovable styles! Because can you honestly call sweet potato fries crusty and old?

Didn’t think so. “Go for the BLUE bag.”

Thanks to Adrants reader Tom for the tip. Don’t look now, but this might actually be funnier than VPILF.

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