Maybe We Need More Chest Hair.

Steve Hall

Feb. 21, 2008
1 min read

“Crack One Open” is a Cenergy Communications-developed campaign for Steinlager. It involves rugby and broken bones. We don’t really get it.

To help us get it, the PR guy was all, “If fart jokes say ‘beer,’ why not bandages, rx pads, x-rays?”

And then we were like, “Fart jokes say beer? Oh right. If Budweiser says so, it must be true.”

Steve Hall

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