Match Sites Say Love is Political

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Because the House and the Senate weren’t enough, Democrats want their own dating venue too. Democratic Match is for all the singles that have lost one too many potential mates by letting the dam break about their politics.

The site features a young couple giggling over their organic produce and it led us to wonder what a republican match site would look like. Oh wait, it looks like this.

Why do the republican couples look so bummed-out? Is the food, which seems to be a running prop, also organic? And what do they mean by “Sweethearts Not Bleeding Hearts”?! We’re confused by these political love dynamics. – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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