Masturbation Isn’t Always What It Seems But It Does Sell Shoes

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Girls. If you’re going to get mad at your boyfriend for satisfying his urges without you, make sure you know what urges he’s satisfying before you storm out of the room. And for those who like to stare into the windows of shoe stores because the sales woman is performing some sort of grinding activity atop a shoe, make sure you know what sort of activity is going on before you begin creating a sexual fantasy in your mind about what you just saw. FishNChimps points us to yet another campaign that tricks the mind into believing everything is about sex.

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