Man Fills Noah’s Ark With Ass

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Oh if only life was full of ass like it always is in an Axe commercial. In this particular Axe commercial, Mexico appears to be facing an end of days-style disaster which has motivated a man to build an ark. Now this isn’t your every day ark. No. Not at all. It’s been outfitted with all the necessary features any man could want. Including room for a bevy of bodaciously bootylicious babes to keep him well occupied with round the clock sex during his excursion.

Ah, the Axe life. What’s not to love?

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