Man Attempts to Look Disinterested in Lingerie Ad

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Where Is That Bus?

Men love to see women in lingerie but it gets a bit awkward when in public. After all, the purpose of lingerie isn’t really to simply cover body parts. If that were so, all underwear would be one color and one style. The purpose of lingerie is to titillate. Trouble is, titillation in public can, as we said, get awkward or a guy. This photo, captured by flicker user, alteredNate, illustrates the point. Here’s a poor guy, just trying to catch a bus but while waiting, he’s forced to stand bext to a giant lingerie ad. You can just hear the voices in his head. “Hmm…damn, she’s hot. I’m just gonna look…no…ok…someone will see…can’t look like a perv but whoa she is fine! Alright, calm down….you’re in public for christ’s sake! Easy. OK….I’m thinking about…yes…I need to remember to bring milk home and …um…milk…..breasts….shit…wait…that’s not working…oh yea…the car…I gotta change the oil…ok…there we go…yea…the oil…umm…I gotta get Mobil 1…hmm….oil…the that hot body…oh DAMN, this isn’t working…alright if I just place my briefcase in front of me….there…oh thank god…there’s the bus…careful now….ok…good…off to work.”

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