Make My Logo Bigger Cream Promises Years of Logo Pleasure

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These days, it’s all about bigger. Actually, it’s always been about bigger. Bigger breasts. Bigger penises. And…yes, bigger logos. Agency Fusion is celebrating our lust for the bigger with its Make My Logo Bigger site. The site features Make My Logo Bigger Cream which promises to transform your tiny, insignificant little logo into something so mammoth it’s guaranteed to provide years of intense pleasure. The cream works offline, online and is available for three payments of $29.99 which comes with White Space Eliminator to eradicate all that wasted space in your ad.

Bubba says, “My logo is so much bigger now!!!” Indeed, worthy of a porn star.

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