Lotus Toilet Paper Absorbs More than Its Fair Share of Moisture

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Check out The Giant by agency Les Ouvriers du Paradis, possibly the most charming bathroom fairy tale ever. You don’t have to speak French to infer why Lotus’ Just 1 is the toilet paper of choice for mythically large men.

It’s so absorbent, you’ll only need one sheet! That’s the kind of claim that titillates T.P. abusers like me. (I like to yank generously. It’s a habit I’m trying to break.)

I want to argue the spot’s more logical in the manner of its pitch than Charmin’s squeeze-fetish Whipple spots, but that argument fell to pieces when the giant made with the elongated Lotus-fondling.

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