Lottery Tickets in WA are Limited. Swallow Yours

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This pair of new Washington lottery ads by by Publicis, Seattle highlights the power of human ingenuity when it comes to finding hiding places for important items.

Watch a woman (who looks a lot like this non-woman) retrieve her boss’ ticket from down his throat. And watch this dude slam his cast into hard objects.

Come on, guys. Reality has given us plenty of better scenarios. Where’s the guy shoving the ticket in his ass along with the coke rock? Where’s the series of wild-eyed bandits cutting open the livers of (apparently) sleeping children?

Do it like you mean it!

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Steve Hall

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