Lord of the Raised Sword’ Sells Fertility Clock

In this viral video called “The Lord of the Raised Sword,” Spermo of the Swolland Ballz goes on a journey through the land of Cuntia in search of the egg. When he finds the egg isn’t there, he is told by the Queen of Cuntia that he should use the Magic Fertility Clock from Baby Plan to know when to cum. A racy effort just to sell a fertility aid.

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