Lexus ‘Pitch’ Should Have Been Pitched at Conception

lexus_wine_glass.jpg

This is the pursuit of the impossible. This is the pursuit of perfection. This is the pursuit of a stupid car commercial. Like it really matters whether or not your 522 horsepower V10 engine can shatter a wine glass? Like that has anything at all to do with the actual performance of the vehicle?

Idiots. A car is not a musical instrument. It’s a car. People use it to get from one place to another. Oh sure, we all want to get there is style and comfort but shatter a wine glass? Seriously? There’s probably one person in the world who cares about such meaningless precision. And that person is likely the creative director who envisioned this ego-fueled head trip.

Thanks. Now we know a Lexus can crack a wine glass. Like anyone gives a shit.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

People who smell new books before reading them usually have these 8 traits

People who smell new books before reading them usually have these 8 traits

Global English Editing

8 situations in life when a person’s true colors come out

8 situations in life when a person’s true colors come out

Global English Editing

People who are deeply self-centered usually display these behaviors according to psychology

People who are deeply self-centered usually display these behaviors according to psychology

Global English Editing

8 awkward things people with poor social skills do in public without realizing it

8 awkward things people with poor social skills do in public without realizing it

Global English Editing

8 worst habits that will age our brain quickly and result in a foggy memory

8 worst habits that will age our brain quickly and result in a foggy memory

Global English Editing

If you’ve done these 9 things at a fancy event, you’re not used to the rich life

If you’ve done these 9 things at a fancy event, you’re not used to the rich life

Global English Editing