Learn MySpace Profile Cheats from the Bloody, the Undead and the Occasional Witch

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How completely insane. Here is a series of videos that purport to teach you how various indie emo hipster-looking people achieve their MySpace profile pic angles.

Sounds innocuous enough. Even seems to promise a spirited joke or two: how does the Crooked Bathed-in-Light guy get his gooseneck lamp to cast just right?

Click on one to view the how-to. What you discover is that each person, or group, is actually a disfigured or terrifying zombie/witch/monster thing. Then you’re walked pragmatically through the process of how they covered blemishes and used various cheats on their cameras to make themselves as MySpace-worthy (and, uh, human-looking) as possible.

Effort by The Viral Factory. The objective: to promote the merits of Samsung’s ST 550/TL 225. High-five for creativity; you gotta give props to a firm that takes a serviceable concept, like how-to videos, and injects it with zesty warped juice.

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