Leaked: SC Johnson to Introduce New Ziploc Product

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Not that anyone cares about the latest and greatest plastic wrap – except, of course for freakish fetishists – but an attendee at a recent focus group at which product names were explored for a new Ziploc product leaked a few of the considered names to Copyranter. As usual, they are all meaningless using stupid additive names like Duron, Fortex, DuraMax, Freshlastic, Durapreme, Reliashield which convey absolutely nothing about the product which is, supposedly, just a better, more sticky plastic wrap.

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