Lame-Ass Headline Comes From Sixth-Grade Diary

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As only Copyranter can, a new SmartWater billboard featuring Jennifer Aniston gets a well-deserved lashing from Jennifer herself — as written by Copyranter, of course.

A taste of the venom: “Wait, where did this fucking lame-ass headline come from? Jesus, sounds like an entry from my sixth-grade diary.”

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