Ladies, Heineken Beer Gloss Will Get Your Man. And Every Other Man Too

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Ladies, you might want to be careful with Heineken’s new Ber Gloss. It might be one thing to attract your man with the scent of beer like a Neanderthal attracted to his woman after a week-long hunting and gathering trip. It’s another thing entirely when complete strangers walk up to you and start uncontrollably kissing you.

Yet another ad which portrays men as idiot savants who are easily manipulated by beer and the chance of sex with hot, unattainable women.

Might as well capitalize on the axiom though. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…or his penis.

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