Kristen Johnston Nude. For PETA.

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Here’s a confusing metaphor. B-list star Kristen Johnston poses as Lady Godiva — who rode a horse naked through Coventry to win a break on her husband’s taxes — in order to raise awareness about the hazards of horse-drawn carriages.

“Don’t get taken for a ride,” the ad reads. “Horse-drawn carriages are cruel.”

I guess. Good fodder for the portfolio though — a Maraschino cherry topping fine oeuvres like Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me and Strangers with Candy.

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