Kournikova Promotes Boob Bounce Reducing Bra with Bezos

Today tennis hottie, Anna Kournikova, joined Amazon’s Jeff Bezos to announce Kournikova’s new sports bra. She designed the Multiway Sports Bra herself for Britain’s Shock Absorber. Kournikova will model the product in ads with the tagline, “Only the Ball Should Bounce.”

Big breasted women across the globe let out a gleeful cheer in praise of the product.

The product will be sold exclusively at Amazon for a one month period before rolling out to additional retail channels.

Click Anna for a larger bra.

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