We love how headlines scream, “Celebrity Bares All For Brand X,” when, in fact, the celebrity hasn’t bared anything at all and her private parts are quite well covered. Which, like every other celebu-shoot, is exactly how this Bulgari’s Mon Jasmin Noir photoshoot with Kirsten Dunst went down.
Of course, the headline “Celebrity Drapes Cloth Over Boobs and Crotch For Brand X” doesn’t carry nearly the desired punch.
