Kindle Bests iPad in Sun, Costs Less Than Sunglasses. Ad Still Stupid

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The YouTube comments are the best thing about this new commercial touting the Kindle’s ability to supposedly read more easily in direct sunlight. As a man struggles to read through the glare on his iPad, a woman (hot, naturally) reads her Kindle with ease. And, much like a detergent commercial where people speak in unnatural ad-isms, the woman says, “It’s a Kindle. $139. I actually paid more for these sunglasses.”

The commenters see right through the sham, though. One writes, “‘Excuse me, why can’t I read this, in this light?’ ‘Sir, it’s your iPad, it’s full brightness is turned down for this commercial.’ ‘Kindle also won’t tell you that in an opposite situation, the iPad will read books in the dark, the Kindle won’t. How’s that for equal?'”

Another writes, “Girl says ‘I spent $150 dollars on sunglasses.’ Guy hears ‘I am high maintenance and will bleed your wallet dry and cheat on you.’ The all new Kindle, the rich bitch sensation.”

And a third sums up the idiocy of it all writing, “I just bought a Kindle, and I have an iPhone 4 and iPad (and several Apple computers). I’ve been reading on the iPad, but the Kindle is a lot better for it. I wouldn’t try to surf the web on the Kindle though. They’re different devices. If you have a chance to use them both you’ll laugh that they even get compared.”

Enough said. Stupid commercial.

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