Kimberley Walsh Fronts Campaign for Puma’s Booty Shaping Footwear

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It’s not anything like this Puma campaign but it’s still hot. English pop singer-songwriter, model, actress and dancer Kimberley Walsh is fronting a new campaign for Puma’s Bodytrain line of footwear.

Much like Reebok’s Reetone, the shoes are somehow suposed to miraculously give a girl the perfect ass…just by wearing them. As idiotic as that sounds, we must remember we live in a world where people are willing to buy products that scream Apply Directly to the Forehead! And pills that will make one’s penis huge.

The campaign features Walsh stylized with a 50’s look complete with full body coverage jumper/bathing suit. No cleavage here, people. Move right along. Or go here if you want to see more Kimberley fully dressed.

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