Yarg. To promote The Ruins — a movie that, from what we can tell, is all about evil parasitic vines — Ralph & Co. is encouraging internet users to disseminate this genuinely icky video. It literally hurts to watch and reminds us of this one time we had an ingrown hair that kept growing under our skin until finally… well, forget it.
Killer vines. Okay. Guess that’s scarier than improbable monsters. But is it scarier than toothy vaginas and randy chlamydia?!! Well, maybe.
