Kids and Glory Holes to Win Doritos Crash the Super Bowl

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Doritos has unveiled its five finalists for its Crash the Super Bowl ad competition. Of the five finalists, two are quite lame and, oddly, are based on the exact same scenario. It’s quite clear we won’t see either Office Thief or Breakroom Ostrich during the game.

The other three, Time Machine, Finger Cleaner and Cowboy Kid all show promise.

An online poll through January 29 will determine one of the two spots the brand will air during the game. Doritos will pick the second. $1 million will go to the creator of the ad that receives the most votes.

Time Machine wins for kid factor and twist ending. Finger Cleaner wins for gross out factor and Cowboy Kid wins for cute kid with a dog factor.

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