KFC Makes Hunger Strike Game, and That’s All We Can Say About It

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We’re a little confused about this new game, dubbed Hunger Strike, for KFC. At first we thought it was like Pac-Man, but there don’t appear to be any enemies to either run from or eat. Then we thought maybe it might be more esoteric, like this game, but no; the graphics don’t really do anything, and the music is frozen in a hellish loop.

We just know we keep losing, and we don’t understand why, so now we feel resentful toward chicken.

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