
We’re a little confused about this new game, dubbed Hunger Strike, for KFC. At first we thought it was like Pac-Man, but there don’t appear to be any enemies to either run from or eat. Then we thought maybe it might be more esoteric, like this game, but no; the graphics don’t really do anything, and the music is frozen in a hellish loop.
We just know we keep losing, and we don’t understand why, so now we feel resentful toward chicken.