Kate Upton Has Sex With Hot Pocket, Dreams of Snoop Dogg

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In Kate Upton’s latest dalliance with food — it’s like some kind of aphrodisiac for her — arrives home with her roommate, gets hungry, seductively changes, heads to her bedroom, turns on Larry King, practically has an orgasm while consuming a meaty Pocket and slips into a psychedelic dream featuring Snoop Dogg doing a mashup of Biz Markie’s 1989 hit “Just a Friend (You Got What I Need) which ends up “You Got What I Eat.”

Now if that isn’t a dirty double entendre, we don’t know what is. Yea, selling sandwiches with a fantasy in which Snoop Dogg sings to Upton about how much he’d like to eat her.

Of the free reign he was given to create this trippy, long-form ad, Snoop Dogg said,”I love working with the Hot Pockets sandwiches team,” Snoop says in a statement. “They let me do what I do and bring the funk out with their message, you know? We needed to top ‘Pocket Like It’s Hot,’ and this video is so dope. It’s funnier, and we got the flyest girl in it with me.”

Well if you’re talking about ad babe of the day then Upton is most definitely the flyest girl. She’s done a commercial for so many brands it’s tough to keep track. Can you blame her though? As long as the industry lusts after her, she might as well make as much coin as she can. Outward beauty doesn’t last forever.

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