K-Y Swears It Can Intensify Female Pleasure.

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I just showed a Sexually Active Female Friend (SAFF) a spot from the latest campaign for K-Y Intense — a product that claims it’s scientifically proven to get girls off harder.

SAFF’s response: “This makes me entirely uncomfortable.”

o Shocked:


o Reserved/Socks


o Reserved/Silence


Yeah, but it’s the okay kind of uncomfortable though. The cool thing about this triage of awkward bedtime moments, orchestrated by Mother/NY, is that it isn’t cheesy ’90s-reminiscent soft porn — which is something you kinda expect from a brand like K-Y, whose entire modus operandi is to slick you up for the horizontal disco.

We digs ’em. (Especially the one with the uber-long silence.) For a product whose promise we hardly take seriously anyway (intensify the O? Bitch please), Mother’s slapstick formulaic approach hits the right note.

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