K-Swiss Makes…Half-Dressed Tennis Hotties That Want Me?

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K-What? I’m sorry, I know you want me to look at your logo and go visit your website but I just can’t take my eyes of that figure of perfection lying on the tennis court as if she’s channeling Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan and wants it…NEEDS it really, really badly!

I’ve been locked away writing about advertising way too long. Had I known female tennis players dressed like this and teased the spectators between matches I’d have GIVEN Adrants away long ago and signed up to be a ball boy.

And to think, the agency that created this masterstroke of objectification is but a few towns away from where I sit drooling…uh…writing this story.

What does K-Swiss do?

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