Justine Jaro and Sister Dawn Get Primitive For Kicks

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You may remember Justine Jaro from her earlier work with footwear retailer Primitive Shoes. If not, you’ve been asleep at the wheel. Allow us to refresh your memory. Awake yet? We think so. Now, in what can only be summed up as hyper-sexualized Doublemint work, Justine’s sister Dawn has joined the Primitive Shoes campaign for yet another deliciously racy video.

Watch in wonder as the sisters engage in every conceivable porn cliche from the feathery pillow fight (while wearing lingerie, of course) to hand bra poses atop a skyline to pleated, plaid, miniskirt school girl antics to frolicking in bed to the liquor facial to alluring candy chewing to the gratuitous booty shot to hairbrush singing. Yes, this video has got it all.

And somehow it’s supposed to convince you to by sneakers.

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