John Wren’ Explains Omnicom’s Netflix-Like Changes

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Let’s be clear right up front. This letter was not written by the real John Wren. If it were, it would be career suicide and a giant middle finger lodged in the behind of shareholders. But let’s not let that stop us from enjoying the humor within.

Whomever wrote this letter created in the style of the letter everyone on the internet received from Netflix today explaining the company’s recent price change and the launch of Qwikster. The ‘John Wren’ letter is far more amusing and will give you something to chuckle over on a Monday afternoon. Click the image to read.

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