Joan and Melissa Rivers Fail Miserably in All Detergent Videos

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WTF? What is wrong with Joan River’s face? Could it be any more stretched out? Damn. It looks like it hurts! Whatever. If it weren’t for her freakishly manipulated face, there’d be no reason to watch her in this Celebrity Apprentice Guess That Stain video for All detergent. Lame. Lame. Lame.

Daughter Melissa, on the other hand, at least has a real face (well, accept maybe for those lips) in her role as the laundry fairy in a second version All’s Rivers & Rivers videos. Still. Lame. Lame. Lame.

Again, just our opinion. You can check them out here and let us know.

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