Jillian Michaels and Danica Patrick Strip Down For GoDaddy

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GoDady has released one of the two commercials it will air during the Super Bowl. The one that won’t be released in advance is the one that will reveal the new GoDaddyGirl. The released commercial features Jillian Michaels and Danica Patrick and is called The Contract.

The ad calls attention to GoDaddy’s history of history of foisting racy commercials upon Super Bowl viewers. In the ad, Jillian and Danica refuse to shoot a commercial which Danica refers to as “over the top” and Jillian dubs a “crazy stunt.”

Sadly, the two lose out to a suit who insist GoDaddy is contractually obligated to deliver the heat. Cue the orgasmic moans and throbbing soundtracks as Jillian and Danica strut their way on set distracting everyone and causing general commotion. The ad doesn’t show us what they’re wearing (or not wearing) as we only see their legs and shots of them from the shoulders up.

Of course, there’s an “internet only” version o the spot which will be online once the commercial airs during the game. Presumably, then we’ll be able to see what Jillian and Danica are wearing (or not wearing).

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