Jiggling Breasts Yield to Jiggling Bellies in Subaru Commercial

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Well it’s about time for some equal time. Why should commercials which involve cars, water and soap suds combined into a slow motion sex-fest be reserved exclusively for hot young women in tiny bikinis that barely cover their pulchritudinous curvaceousness? That’s just so…sexist.

Thankfully, Subaru knows this and has left thong-clad females out of it’s latest Forrester commercial in favor of…yes…hot, sexy, belly-jiggling sumo wrestlers. What fun! Oh come on. You know a jiggling belly can be just as hot as jiggling breasts, right?

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