Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Pizza Hut Bites

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Is it just us or are the creative folks behind the Jessica Simpson Pizza Hut ad pulling one over on us? The copy, “These bites are gonna pop right into you” uttered by Simpson as she lears into the eyes of that horned up kid just can’t help is feel there’s some sort of sexual overtone going on here. Just what bites is she talking about putting into his mouth?

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