Jessica Simpson Returns with Cheesy Bites

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Continuity is a big deal in Super Bowl ad culture. That’s why we’re not too shocked to see Jessica Simpson’s reprise of last year’s Cheesy Bites effort. Less adolescent fantasy and more Chanel #5, we’re still not sufficiently turned on to exchange these chicken wings for the breaded bites.

In other news, the rain must suck, why on earth would you have Billy fuckin’ Joel open for the Super Bowl, and guess what! The Cheesy Bites pizza matches Jessica’s little red dress. Did they plan that? See the ad here.

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