Jessica Simpson Debuts Edible Body Fragrance

We know jessica Simpson is already as delicious as they come but she’s now made herself, much to the delight of hubby Nick Lachey, even more delectable announcing the an addition to her Dessert line of body care products. At Rockerfeller Center Sephora earlier this week, Simpson debuted Taste, an edible body cream designed to taste like the foods Simpson experienced in childhood.

“It’s low-calorie,” Simpson said. “It’s like having dessert without the calories, so if you’re on a diet, it’s a good thing to just kind of lick off every now and then. Or have someone else do it – that’s even better” We wonder if the streets of New York will now be filled with wafting, mouth-watering food scents driving people to helplessly lick strangers as they pass each other by. Perhaps Simpson should donate her product to the homeless. They need it more than those of who have homes and spend our money on stuff like this.

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