Jergen’s Talks to Ten Agencies For $90 Million Account

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“Jerk Off With Jergins”

To all the agencies in the pitch, go with this tagline. It’s a winner. You can’t miss.

OK, maybe that’s a tiny bit too aggresive. You decide.

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