We simply can not put our finger on it but we haven’t thought of Jennifer Anniston as attractive or sexy since back in the Friends days when, it seemed, nothing she wore could cover her permanently erect nipples. And even though she’s doing the naked pretzel thing in this new ad campaign for Glacea Smartwatter, we’re still not feeling it the way we did back then. It’s very nice photography but it’s just not exciting us that much about the product. Which, of course, is just fine because who really wants to get that excited about a bottle of water?